TELL ME, who would ever be that one person who wants to miss Shrek Movies?
I guess none at all. Shrek movies give us all the dosage of fun and laughter in every single way and aspect but nothing could even be greater than the latest Shrek Movie.
The different twists and turns create a very unique taste to our palates as we indulge ourselves to this new ways of humor. The good thing about this movie is that jokes a based on our daily living, and of course we just can not get enough but to end tinkling our laughing bones.

Fan of fairy tales like Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella, Rapunzel and others???Well, here is a catch. WHAT happens to all the VILLAINS after they lost in the battlefield? ………………..
Watch Shrek with its own unique and hilarious versions of "after the happily ever after."  Watch out also for donkey’s sibblings and Shrek too! Yes, we are  talking about babies here!!!

Fan of the mr cute lil thing, Puss and Boots? Do not worry, you would never be disappointed!

Best of all, WAIT TILL YOU SEE WHAT THE MAIN CHARACTERS LIKE CINDERELLA, SLEEPING BEAUTY, ECT. AND HOW THEY CAN WET YOUR PANTS WITH TEARS OF JOY AND LAUGHTER!

NO PUSS, THAT IS ENOUGH!!! THEY DO NOT WANT US TO SPOIL THE MOVIE, DONT THEY?!

:-)   Friendship   (-:

Many people will walk in and out of your life.
But only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
To handle yourself, use your head;
To handle others, use your heart.

Friends

Anger is only one letter short of danger
If someone betrays you once, it is his fault;
If he betrays you twice, it is your fault.

Great minds discuss ideas;
Average minds discuss events;
Small minds discuss people.

He, who loses money, loses much;
He, who loses a friend, loses much more;
He, who loses faith, loses all.

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature,
But beautiful old people are works of art.

Learn from the mistakes of others
You can’t live long enough to make them all
yourself.

Friends, you and me…
You brought another friend…
And then there were 3…
We started our group…
Our circle of friends…
And like that circle…
There is no beginning or end…

Yesterday is history.
Tomorrow is mystery.
Today is a gift.
That is why it is called the present.

Show your friends how much you care…
Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND.
If it comes back to you, then you’ll know you
have a circle of friends.

When you receive this letter,
I recommend that you send it to all your friends,
including the person who sent it to you!

You don’t have to send it to your friends, it’s your choice.
I don’t want to force you to do it, but trust me;
it’s always good to tell your friends
some nice words now and then
and that you care…

(-:   Don’t make them disappointed!   :-)

“Pinapaikot mo lang ako
Nagsasawa na ako. Mabuti pang
patayin mo na lang ako”
-electric fan

“hindi lahat ng walang salawal
ay bastos”
-winnie d’ pooh

“Alam mo ba wala akong ibang hinangad
kundi ang mapalapit sa ‘yo.
pero patuloy ang pag-iwas mo”
-ipis

“Hala! sige magpakasasa ka!
Alam ko namang katawan ko lang ang habol mo.”
-hipon

“Hindi lahat ng green ay masustansya.”
-plema

“Ayoko na! pag nagmamahal ako lagi na lang
maraming tao ang nagagalit! wala ba akong
karapatang magmahal?!?”
-gasolina

“Hindi ko hinahangad na ipagmalaki mo na ako’y sa yo
Ayoko ko lang naman na sa harap ng maraming tao
ganun mo na lang ako itanggi..”
-utot

“Sawang sawa na ako palagi nalang akong
pinagpapasa-pasahan, pagod na pagod na ako.”
-Bola

“You never know what you have till you lose it.
and once you lose it, you can never get it back”
-snatcher

“Hindi lahat ng pink, KIKAY!”
-majinboo

“Ginawa ko naman lahat para sumaya ka
mahirap ba talagang makontento sa isa?
bakit palipat-lipat ka?
-TV

“Hindi lahat ng maasim may vitamin c”
-kili kili

Sige, batihin mo ako…. Sigeee…..BATEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
-omelette

Pilitin mo man na alisin ako sa buhay mo, babalik at babalik ako!
-libag

“wag mo na akong bilugin..”
-kulangot

Paano tayo makakabuo kung hindi ako papatong sa iyo?
-Lego

“Hindi lahat ng dugo puedeng idonate”
-regla

one day
a cat and A bIrD

waS WalKing
BesIde d PoOl
wEn SudDEnlY
d CaT fElL
iN2 d pOOl

d bIRd
lAugHted!

LeSSon Of
thE StorY

iF dERs a wET
pUsSy

deRs a HappY
BIrdIE!!!

The Dragon is one of the most powerful and lucky Signs of the
Chinese Zodiac. Its warm heart makes the Dragon’s brash, fiery energy
far more palatable. This is a giving, intelligent and tenacious Sign
that knows exactly what it wants and is determined to get it. Dragons
possess a certain natural, charming charisma that ensures they can
always influence their peers and often find themselves the center of
attention in social situations. This Sign is truly blessed, too;
Dragons are considered to be very lucky in love! The Dragon’s friends
are always keen to hear what this firebrand has to say and when it
comes to dispensing advice, the Dragon has the floor.

Its ego can
get in the Dragon’s way, but even so, this larger-than-life creature
has a knack for initiating projects and keeping the troops motivated.
According to Dragons, it’s their natural born right to lead the way –
because who else could do it so surely and so well? As lucky as they
are, Dragons have a good chance of achieving considerable material
wealth during their lifetimes, although it isn’t mere money that’s this
Sign’s main motivation. Power is what the Dragon wants and truly
believes it deserves. Dragons are quite the opportunists, forever
searching for ways in which to consolidate their considerable power.
Contrary to all this strength and fire, a weakened Dragon is a sad
sack, a creature that refuses to take defeat with even a modicum of
grace.

The role of leader is the only one the Dragon wants, the
better from which to give orders and be king of the hill. They make
solid leaders, too, knowing instinctively what needs to be done to stay
on top. Crossing the Dragon is never a good idea — this beast can
singe! A valuable life lesson for this clever creature would be to
absorb the principles of flexibility, compassion and tolerance. Being
high and mighty can serve to inspire others, but it also keeps Dragons
from living their lives to the fullest. If Dragons can learn to balance
their quest for success with an appreciation for the little things,
their life will be more than worthwhile.

The most compatible match for a Dragon is the Monkey or the Rat.

…a smile leads to a laugh

…a laugh leads to a high 5

…a high 5 leads to a hug

…a hug leads to a kiss

…a kiss leads 2 makeout

…a makeout leads 2 finger

…a finger leads to a hand

…a hand leads to a lick

…a lick leads to a suck

…a suck leads 2 a ………

So tell me how many people are you
gonna smile
at after you heard this cuz sex is
like math.

…u add the bed

…subtract the clothes

…divide the legs

…leave your solution

…and pray you dont multiply!

post this right after u read it,

something good will happen at 2:25
tomorrow.

Get ready for the biggest shock in
your life!!

Whoever breaks this chain will be
cursed w/
relationship problems 4-10 years.

If you post this in 15 mins, your safe.

Something good will happen tonight at
1:11a.m.

1. Favourite colour(s) : nag-iiba sa
tuwing nagchchange din ang mood

2. Favourite month : month na malamig
pero walang pasok..haha..mm..dec-jan?
parang gnon

3. Favourite day: day na wlang
pasok..

4. Favourite zodiac : aries ako so no
choice

5. Favourite alphabet : wala

6. Favourite numbers : ang corny naman
nito lahat n lng ba gnito?

7. Favourite subject : wla noh, sakit lang sa ulo!

8. Most favourite planet : pluto kaya
lng nd n nga pla siya planet no?..
huhuh my home planet..

9. Most favourite season : basta
malamig

11. Favourite teacher : enemy ko sila lahat!! hahahah

12. Most favourite fruit : huh????

13. Most favourite TV channel(s) :
mdami…bsta nandon ung plabas n gs2
ko e di don ako..fav ko n rin..

14. Most favourite time: kapag nandito
n ako sa bahay..walang gngwa..gnon
enjoy

15. Favourite name : ..ewan ba

16. Favourite Computer Game: lahat nlng bawal sa course ko.. microsoft word pwede?

17. Favourite Tea : iced tea lng
iniinom ko..does it count?

18. Favourite Country : toinks

19. Favourite Song : mdami grbe
nkktmad n to a

20. Favourite Singer : dami
rin..shuddap naaaaaaa

21. Favourite Language :
ewaaaaaannnnnnnnnn

22. Favourite Sports : ung tipong
nakaupo lang..pang tamad..siguro ung
mga pang disabled na laro (no offense
meant) pde ba reading? hehe..pde rin
tennis, soccer, swimming..ung tipong pde mong
ibato ung bola kapag glit n glit k na at sumisid para di maka hinga!

23. Favourite Ice cream:
chocolatcookies and cream

24. Favourite Fast food restaurant :
mm…before bee happy kid ako..

25. Favourite pen : kahit anong
sumusulat na black..walain ako sa gmit
so nd ako bmbli ng mciadong mhal ako
lng kc magreregret sa huli

26. Favourite Font : hala, microsoft word talaga ah!!

27. Favourite Animal : dog…sana bear
ung cuddly haha..kaya lng baka kainin
ako noh?

28. Favourite Cartoon : cartoon ba
naruto? anime ung gnon dba..cartoon?
mm..

29. Favourite Movies : andami

30. Favourite Male actor: ewan….

31. Favourite Female Actress : ewan..

32. Favorite Books : andami…

33. Favourite brand [shoes] : bsta
maganda……

34. Favourite brand [watch] :
elbow?

35. Favourite Album : haaaa..ewann

36. Favourite Radio station : khit ano
basta wag ung station na puro talak ng
talak at kung 2mwa ung dj ay parang
llbas n ung utak sa ilong..

37. Favourite NiteClub : d2 lgn sa
bahay

38. Favourite SERIES : anime

39. Favourite hobby : manood, magbasa,
kumain, tumawa, mag-isip, maglaro…

40. Favourite house : ewan ko sayo

41. Favourite quote: mamumura na
kita..nabbwist n ako..bat p kta pn2lan

42. Favourite Car: kht ano bsta
nttnggal ung bubong..temporary lng no

43. Favourite Nickname: ewannnnnnnnnn

44. Favourite cellphone brand : techi.. ok na yun

45. Favourite Flower : toinks

46. Favorite Group Band : wla!

47. Favorite Music : aaaaaaywannn

48. Favorite friends: ung may matino
like meeeeeee..wahahhahhah bwhahaha

49. Favorite enemies: ay siyempre ung
harap-harapan..2do na to!! bang~ bang~

50. Favorite person: must be me no
choice..lol

labas ulit pagka narcistic na bata!

It is so sad to say that teenagers of today tend to put you as their "individual" by labeling you of some sorts. The problem with the situation of today is that you can’t really express your own choice of who you really wanted to be?

You know why? Because you have to live with the "stereotypings" that everyone thinks about you..

But who really cares? A disappointing answer - we do care… Everyone cares. For whenever you fail to live up to everyones expectation unto you, you are condemend for being a "wierdo".

Hipocracy, that is what I call to act of each person who are trying to "be" what they really are not. Funny how each one of them tend to ridicule you for being diffirent. Hell why do they have to try on telling you what you should do when in fact "you" are not "them". So what if you are the geek guy in the corridors of the school, or the computer addict, or even the "buger man". Does each one of them have the right to tell you what to do just because what you are doing is not pleasing for their sight?

Think again, each one of us if like the person I am refering to. Yes, sad to say that we are living our lives into the norms that some people are expecting of us. Where is the liberty for self-judgement?

I think that it is just "in" there. Sleeping. Waiting for the right time that you do take your advancement. Do you have the guts to make a change?

Every now and then, people ask me…….

What really is my secret to success? Anyhow, I also do not know what really is my secret. I guess nothing really is my secret except just as every one knows, 90% hard-work and 10% brilliance. Not really sure if im saying the right thing.

But who really cares? I am making blog for the sake of having one… You do not mind, do you? Well, if you do better be a nice one. If it is not that good, tehn i do not give a damn. Every one is entitle to have indepence. HELL YEAH!!!

Condemned me for being rude, but that is who i am. BUt i am not really rude, im a very good friend.. Ask the marines.. hahhaha..

SEriously, i am a good friend. so if every you wanna be my friend, dnt every hesitate to add me up at you list. If you do, never mind!!!!

CIAO CIAO!!!